Allison Morgan was born on Halloween, way back in the 1900's. During her elementary school years, Allison's older brother routinely ate her share of the Pringles, tape-recorded fart-sounds over her favorite Olivia Newton-John songs, and dug up her life savings. Literally. He convinced her to bury & water her allowance ($3.50), but it never blossomed into a money tree. She's since retaliated by sending truckloads of Pixy sticks, finger paints, and glitter to her nephews.
After roller skating her way through middle school with braces and bad bangs, Allison graduated high school as senior prom queen. Each subsequent May, she's polished her tiara and ironed her silky sash, having been asked to attend the annual dance as "Queen-Alumni."
Well, asked to attend and asked to leave...there's such a fine line.